Damian

Captain of Entertainment

Kent, WA, USA
From $24.00/Hour
About me
I THINK I'M EXCITING ENERGETIC STRAIGHT UP COOL DUDE WHO LIKES TO SHOW MY FELLOW OUT-OF-TOWNERS FUN ENTERTAINING TIME WHEN THEY'RE HANGING OUT WITH THE CARNIVAL CAPTAIN. NOT TO MENTION AND THIS DOESN'T COST ANYTHING EXTRA IT'S JUST WHO I AM AND HOW I ROLL AND IT'S NATURAL THAT IM FUNNIER then a


MUD DA FUNKER a A STRAIGHT-UP RIOT HANG AROUND. YOU WILL RUN OUT OF MONEY BEFORE I RUN OUT OF FUNNY. I KNOW ALL THE TIGHTEST AND COOLEST SPOTS IN THE SEATTLE AND TACOMA AREA. I WAS BORN AND RAISED HERE MY WHOLE LIFE AND I'M 42 YEARS OLD NOW SO I KNOW MY CITY'S WELL.

YOU WILL DIG THEM AND LOVE THEM AS WELL. I KNOW FROM THE GOOD & BAD AREAS TO AND THE DOE'S AND DONT'S. I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU HAVE A SAFE AND WONDERFUL EXCITING TIME AND WHERE WE END UP THAT ITS DRAMA-FREE FOR YOU ALL WHERE EVER WE GO. CUZ ITS SAFETY FIRST AND EXCITEMENT IS SECOND IN THIS VESSEL. I KNOW FROM WHERE IT'S LAME TO WHERE IT'S GOING TO BE INSANE FUN. I GO BY KYP KNOW YOUR PERSONAL. SO IT WILL BE REAL EASY FOR ME TO IDENTIFY WHAT YOU FOLKS MIGHT WANNA DO. I USED TO DJ IN THE SEATTLE & TACOMA AREA'S SO I KNOW A VARIETY OF DIFFERENT OPTIONS THAT WE CAN GO CHECK OUT.

FROM CLUBS TO MUSEUMS TO BIKE RIDE'S TO ZOO'S & AQUARIUMS ALL THE TOP BEST SHOPPING MALL'S AROUND FROM THE HIGH CLASS RESTAURANT'S TO THE BEST GREASY BURGERS AND FRIE'S AROUND . FROM CATCHING A FERRY AND SIGHT SEEING THE BEAUTIFULUT PUGET SOUND WATER'S
SCENERY AND LANDSCAPE.

I ALSO KNOW SOME SPOTS TO DO A LITTLE FISHING AND CRABBING CATCH DUNGENESS OR SHOWING YOU AND TAKING YOU TO PICK UP SOME TICKETS TO GO WATCH LIVE A SEATTLE SEAHAWKS FOOTBALL GAME, TO SEATTLE SOUNDERS SOCCER GAME. OR SEATTLE MARINERS BASEBALL GAME IF IT'S IN SEASON. HOCKEY SEATTLE THUNDER IF SPORT'S ARE YOUR THING.

TO WHERE WE CAN RIDE THE CAROUSEL IN DOWNTOWN SEATTLE ON THE WATERFRONT OR ONE OF MY FAVORITES RIDE THE DUCK OF SEATTLE IT'S A CAR SLASH BOAT THAT GOES IN AND OUT OF THE WATER AS WE ARE RIDEING IT. IT TAKES US IN AND ON TO LAKE WASHINGTON THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN WE POP OUT OF THE WATER IN DOWNTOWN SEATTLE AND DRIVE'S ON THE ROADS AN AMPHIBIAN VEHICLE ITS PRETTY DAM COOL U WILL DIG IT I KNOW I DO EVERYTIME.

OR IF YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS WHICH I'M DEATHLY AFRAID OF WE CAN CHECK OUT THE SEATTLE SPACE NEEDLE. ORV WE CAN DO MY FAVORITE . WHERE I SPEND A LOT OF MY TIME AND CHECK OUT THE LOCAL CASINOS EXCELLENT EXCELLENT FOOD AND FUN ENTERTAINMENT.

THERE'S LIKE FIVE OR SIX AROUND HERE WHICH THEY ALL HAVE 1,500 TO 2,500 SLOT MACHINES AT LEAST WITH CARD'S TO DICE TO ROWLETT AND THE MAJORITY OF THEM HOW BEAUTIFUL EXQUISITE HOTELS INSIDE THEM. THE WHOLE KIT AND CABOODLE.

I ALSO USED TO DJ IN THE SEATTLE AND TACOMA AREA'S SO I KNOW ALL THE CLUBS OR KARAOKE OR DANCE OR JUST TO HANG OUT LISTEN TO SOME GOOD MUSIC WHAT'S AN EXCELLENT PEOPLE AROUND IF THAT'S YOUR THANG.
My Offer
IF YOU SMELL SOMETHING STINKING? THAT'S ME CUZ I'M THE SHIT. BORN AND RAISED IN THE EMERALD CITYI KNOW WHERE ALL THE KOOL AND EXCITING & ENTERTAINING SPOTS TO GO CHECK OUT
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